Suggestions for next season

We haven't had one of these threads for ages and we've got quite a long wait until the new season starts. After the last season we had and how it ended I'm really looking forward to seeing where we go next. Which is where this comes in...

Everyone is free to make suggestions they think might happen. Hopefully not sensible or likely ones too. The more ridiculous the better!

For example:

• 2Face develops a cowboy persona and rides a horse down to the ring

• Mr. AP vs. Tony Snow in an 'Eminem on a pole match'

• Semag and BS's tag team goes through a rough patch when they get involved in a love triangle with a returning Sonia Flurice

Anyone else??

Oh Sonia, how I yearn for thee.

I think Videl is more BS's type than Sonia is

Oh I have an actual suggestion!

SJ remembers Monica's name.